'Sorry, I Got Carried Away': Jimmy Kimmel Spanks Trump Over 'Bondage' Issue
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The late-night host has some ideas on how Trump can pay off his $464 million bond.
New York officials could soon seize Donald Trump’s assets to pay off his $464 million bond ― and Jimmy Kimmel knows just where they can start: his private jet.
“I can think of nothing more delightful,” Kimmel said. “Can you imagine the sight of Donald Trump standing in line for a Southwest flight in boarding group C?”
Trump filed a statement in court saying 30 bond companies all rejected him, leaving him with no way to come up with the cash. But Kimmel said some insiders believe that’s just a negotiating tactic by the bond companies to extract better terms from Trump.
“Basically, they have him over a barrel and now they’re behind him like Stormy Daniels with a rolled-up magazine,” Kimmel said.
Stormy Daniels is the adult film star given $130,000 to keep quiet about her allegations of an affair with Trump. One of her claims is that he pulled down his pants and she spanked him with a magazine with his picture on the cover.
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