Hey Martha Stewart, you gloated about the death of a Post columnist — but I’m alive, bitch!
NY Post
I’m alive, bitch!
Even if the Domestic Dominatrix thinks she’s finished me off.
It’s been 20 years since Martha Stewart traded her Manolo stilettos for ballet flats, her 1,000-thread-count Egyptian cotton bedsheets for a lumpy, polyester blend-covered bunk bed — the bottom half, she moaned — and suffered through a diet of horrific coffee and fat- and carb-heavy grub as she became the most fabulous and furious inmate ever to grace Club Fed.
Two decades later, she’s still fantasizing about (plotting?) my grisly demise.
I made an uncredited cameo appearance in the new Netflix documentary, simply titled with her first name, “Martha.” Like Cher. Or Osama.
It’s about the life and crimes, hissy fits, grudges, vendettas and remorseless misbehavior of the New Jersey-born model-turned-stockbroker, then internationally celebrated purveyor of homemaker porn.
Kevin Costner has weighed in on the death of John Dutton.
Kevin Costner is going to the train station.
Georgina Cooper, the British supermodel who rose to fame in the 1990s and was known as London’s “original gap-toothed girl,” has died at 46, The Post can confirm.
Martha Stewart has entered the ring.
Cardi B, Alec Baldwin and Stephen King have slammed the result of the 2024 presidential election as Donald Trump emerged victorious.
Cardi B, Alec Baldwin, and Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino have slammed the result of the 2024 presidential election as Donald Trump emerged victorious.
Sean “Diddy” Combs can vote in the 2024 election while locked up and awaiting his trial on sex trafficking charges, The Post can confirm.
Prince Harry took a slight beating during a recent episode of “Family Feud.”