At the Gothams, Pamela Anderson bolts early — Timothée Chalamet and Angelina Jolie get Oscars practice

If you want to meet some movie stars, it’s easy. Just pop a sign in your window that says “Awards handed out here!” 

Because from now until the Oscars on March 2, actors will attend pretty much anything to secure some elusive buzz in the lead-up to Hollywood’s biggest night. 

The season’s first A-List fete was held here in New York this week — the Gotham Independent Film Awards downtown at Cipriani Wall Street on Monday. 

Celebs came out in droves. Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Kieran Culkin, Pamela Anderson, Adrien Brody and Saoirse Ronan were there, dressed to the nines. 

I, meanwhile, stood back at the bar, dressed like a liberal arts college TA.

But what myself and the aforementioned nominees did have in common is that none of us won a damn thing.