Stephen Colbert Tears Into 'Malicious Elderly Rapist' Trump In Memorable Monologue
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The "Late Show" host tried to put some perspective on the likely 2024 choice.
“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert dismissed last week’s special counsel report, which cleared President Joe Biden of wrongdoing in the classified documents case but called him “a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”
“Kinda going off-road in a report about classified documents,” Colbert said, then offered an example: “Your honor, we the jury have reached a verdict: We find the defendant not guilty of murder but he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny.”
Colbert said he investigated the special counsel’s claim.
“We fact-checked this last Thursday, and it turns out Joe Biden is old,” he said, then added that Democrats have been in a panic since the report came out.
“James Carville chewed off his own leg,” he cracked.
Trump’s core supporters are thrilled with what they see. Those who don't like him watch in horror.
Sword swallowers all over the world will be participating in a global gulp on Saturday at 2:22 p.m. local time.
The president has limited enforcement of the FACE Act — created to safeguard abortion providers and patients — and pardoned 23 people who were convicted of the federal charge.
Trump keeps racing to rehire federal workers he fired because — surprise! — we need experts on nuclear weapons, bird flu prevention and park management.
MSNBC's Rachel Maddow tossed to several clips of voters ripping GOP lawmakers for their support of cost-cutting efforts under President Donald Trump.
Trump declared that he's "had it" with how Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has tackled the war in a rant to Fox News' Brian Kilmeade.
The progress in talks comes after President Donald Trump and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy traded sharp rhetoric about their differences over the matter.
President Donald Trump has abruptly fired Air Force Gen. CQ Brown as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
A federal judge has blocked a sweeping executive order from President Donald Trump that sought to end government support for programs promoting diversity, equity and inclusion.
History shows trying to cut the program is politically risky. That doesn't mean Trump won't try.
Enrique Tarrio had an altercation with a protester and wound up cuffed by Capitol Police.
Wallace was dedicated to keeping alive the legacy of her son, born Christopher Wallace despite initially calling his music “noise.”
The gesture echoes one Trump ally Elon Musk made just a month earlier.