Colbert's Painful New Trump Burn Will Have You Wincing Involuntarily
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Ouch! The "Late Show" host hits the former president where it hurts.
“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert slammed Donald Trump’s latest video as an “abomination” for claiming the former president is part of a divine plan.
The video, in the style of Paul Harvey’s 1978 “So God Made a Farmer” speech, claims God made Trump as a tireless “caretaker” for the nation.
“OK, fine, God made Trump,” Colbert allowed. “But God also made that fish in the Amazon that swims up your pee-hole and shoots out spikes so you can’t get it out. So, I’m just saying God’s got a mixed record on making things.”
Colbert then helpfully suggested a vacation destination for Trump.
“By the way, Donald, have you thought about going swimming in the Amazon?”
Ronny Chieng also translated some "Trump speak."
The "Tonight Show" host zinged the president on a more personal level for his Capitol riot clemency act.
The late night host said the president is all wet when it comes to his new comments about California.
The "Late Show" host called out Sen. Tommy Tuberville for his response to the pardons for Jan. 6 rioters.
Things took a deliciously messy turn.
The "Uncut Gems" actor revealed her Harlem townhouse is haunted by a ghost named Beauty, a "matriarch" her 4-year-old son claims to see.
The rapper swiftly deleted the image after Bernice King called her out on social media.
The network aired Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator," "Confessions of a Nazi Spy" and more the day after Trump's inauguration.
"The View" cohost also took the opportunity to highlight the “hypocrisy” and “irony” of Trump’s Inauguration Day.
Calling his mom a "fighter" and the "strongest woman I know," Ban’s son, Sebastian Ban, confirmed she died Monday.
The "Sex and the City" actor said she felt "embarrassed" about the whole thing.
Viewership was significantly down from Joe Biden's 2021 inauguration and even Trump’s first move into the White House in 2017, said The Nielsen Company.
“Yeah, absolutely,” the man agreed with the "Daily Show" correspondent's "perfect metaphor."
The "Late Show" host found something to laugh about on the right-wing cable TV network.
The singer told People magazine that he's "learned through all these years when the producer says, 'You’re on,' you go entertain the folks even if the equipment goes to hell."
The rock band blasted the tech billionaire with a spicy lyric swap during its performance at the Calabash South Africa festival in Johannesburg.
“I just dug deep," contestant Traci Demus-Gamble said.
“Anyone surprised that Kim Kardashian is a Trump supporter hasn’t been paying attention."