Stephen Colbert Hits Trump With A Brutally Short Direct Message
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The "Late Show" host said he needed to "take this opportunity" to address the president-elect.
Stephen Colbert said Donald Trump’s selection of Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) for secretary of state came as a surprise given the history of bad blood between the two.
“Back when Rubio was running against Trump in the 2016 primary, he hit Trump below the belt,” Colbert recalled, then rolled footage of Rubio making an implication about the size of Trump’s penis.
“You know what they say about men with small hands,” Rubio said at the time.
The “Late Show” host finished the thought given Rubio’s fealty to Trump since: “They keep your balls in a jar on their desk?”
Colbert said Rubio clearly made a calculation about Trump’s popularity and “set his lips on butt smooch.”