Here’s what to fear in the new year — according to Nostradamus and Baba Vanga

As we deck the halls, overindulge and welcome the new year, the time is nigh for predictive calamity — courtesy of two dead prophets of doom, Nostradamus and Baba Vanga.

Nostradamus, or Nos if you’re nasty, was a 16th-century astrologer, plague doctor, accused heretic and bearded seer. He has been credited with foretelling the Great Fire of London, Hitler’s rise to power, the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks and the COVID-19 pandemic.

With the publication of his famed book “Les Prophéties” in 1555, Nostradamus gifted the world and its future generations a quasi-poetic tome that predicts wars, pestilence, natural disasters, civil unrest, political assassinations and other such sunny stuffs.

Though he’s been dead for centuries, his vague, fear mongering poetry continues to be a source of speculative prophecy.

Baba Vanga, known as Nostradamus of the Balkans, was a Bulgarian mystic. After losing her sight in a sand storm, she claimed she was gifted by God with true vision and an ability to see into the future, going on to scare the s–t out of her fellow man.

Vanga died in 1996, leaving as a parting gift prophecies that extend all the way to 5079, when she speculated the dumpster fire of the world as we know it will end. We got a long way to go my babies — let’s see what it’s in store and what doom awaits.