'You're Such A Dick': Jon Stewart Tells Tucker Carlson How He 'Really, Truly' Feels

The "Daily Show" host tears into the ex-Fox News host over his fawning trip to Russia.

“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart spent most of his opening monologue tearing into online video personality Tucker Carlson over his fawning interview with Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

Stewart tried to come up with a description of Carlson’s face as he sat through Putin’s lengthy speeches.

“It’s not really a straight face so much as you try to convey a mixture of what appears to be shame, arousal and I’m gonna say irregularity,” Stewart observed. “For instance, like you’re constipated while jerking off to a Sears catalogue.”

Carlson, who has admitted to lying on his show when he was on Fox News, was so docile during the interview that even Putin later complained, saying he didn’t enjoy it because he thought it would be tougher.

Carlson also filmed segments around Moscow, where he bragged about the cleanliness of train stations and praised the supermarkets. As he pushed a shopping cart around a grocery store, Carlson took a dig at homeless Americans.