'That Might Happen': Jimmy Fallon Makes Gross Prediction For Trump's Inauguration
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"The Tonight Show" host forecasted what might go down on what's expected to be an abnormally cold day.
It’s supposed to be extremely cold on Donald Trump’s Inauguration Day, and Jimmy Fallon’s concerned something awful might happen.
“I’m serious, there’s a real chance Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg’s lips could all freeze to Trump’s butt,” the “Tonight Show” host quipped on his Wednesday night monologue of the billionaires, who are all attending the event.
“That might happen!” he added.
An Arctic blast is expected to bring freezing temperatures and wind to Washington, D.C., on Monday. Forecasts suggest it could be the coldest inauguration since former President Ronald Reagan’s in 1985.
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