Seth Meyers Busts Out Bleep Machine As He Runs Out Of Ways To Describe Trump
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“I’ve been doing this for 10 years, and I’m out of ideas,” admitted the “Late Night” comedian.
Seth Meyers gave the “Late Night” bleep machine a thorough workout on Monday as he struggled to come up with new ways to describe former president and current GOP nominee Donald Trump.
“No matter how much you hear about Trump, it’s difficult to grasp just how weird and unhinged he is until you see it first hand,” Meyers said during a lengthy takedown of Trump’s false claim that people don’t leave his campaign rallies early.
That they do is totally normal, and it can be for a variety of valid reasons, argued Meyers, but Trump’s egotistical refusal to admit it definitely isn’t.
“As someone who’s spent the last 10 years trying to describe him, I also find myself running out of words,” Meyers continued.
“You know, you start with classics ― weird, insane, incoherent, unhinged, unglued, deluded, you know? Then, you got to flip through a thesaurus. You know, erratic, aberrant, discursive, disjointed. And then you try a psychology textbook ― narcissist, sociopath, dementia, clinically bad dancer,” he added.
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