Primary Country (Mandatory)

United States

Other Country (Optional)

Set News Language for United States

Primary Language (Mandatory)
English
Other Language[s] (Optional)
No other language available

Set News Language for World

Primary Language (Mandatory)
English
Other Language(s) (Optional)

Set News Source for United States

Primary Source (Mandatory)
CNN
Other Source[s] (Optional)

Set News Source for World

Primary Source (Mandatory)
AajTak
Other Source(s) (Optional)
  • Countries
    • India
    • United States
    • Qatar
    • Germany
    • China
    • Canada
    • World
  • Categories
    • National
    • International
    • Business
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Special
    • All Categories
  • Available Languages for United States
    • English
  • All Languages
    • English
    • Hindi
    • Arabic
    • German
    • Chinese
    • French
  • Sources
    • India
      • AajTak
      • NDTV India
      • The Hindu
      • India Today
      • Zee News
      • NDTV
      • BBC
      • The Wire
      • News18
      • News 24
      • The Quint
      • ABP News
      • Zee News
      • News 24
    • United States
      • CNN
      • Fox News
      • Al Jazeera
      • CBSN
      • NY Post
      • Voice of America
      • The New York Times
      • HuffPost
      • ABC News
      • Newsy
    • Qatar
      • Al Jazeera
      • Al Arab
      • The Peninsula
      • Gulf Times
      • Al Sharq
      • Qatar Tribune
      • Al Raya
      • Lusail
    • Germany
      • DW
      • ZDF
      • ProSieben
      • RTL
      • n-tv
      • Die Welt
      • Süddeutsche Zeitung
      • Frankfurter Rundschau
    • China
      • China Daily
      • BBC
      • The New York Times
      • Voice of America
      • Beijing Daily
      • The Epoch Times
      • Ta Kung Pao
      • Xinmin Evening News
    • Canada
      • CBC
      • Radio-Canada
      • CTV
      • TVA Nouvelles
      • Le Journal de Montréal
      • Global News
      • BNN Bloomberg
      • Métro
MoreBack to News Headlines
Satire | Why pickleball is the future

Satire | Why pickleball is the future

The Hindu
Thursday, April 24, 2025 7:48 AM GMT

This column is a satirical take on life and society.

Recently a friend who has never played a sport in his life posted a picture of himself in some sort of a playing arena, wielding a weirdly shaped frying pan, with the caption, “Finally got my first bat.” Common sense told me it wasn’t a bat. An image search revealed it wasn’t a frying pan either but a paddle, used to play something called ‘pickleball’.

As I dug for more information, my awe for this new sport grew and grew until I too, like everyone with an Instagram channel, became a pickleball evangelist. Some people, for reasons I don’t understand, keep insisting that I secretly hate pickleball — I don’t. After all, it is not pickleball’s fault that it’s an AI creation.

For those who don’t know, pickleball was born when an American businessman gave the following prompt to ChatGPT: “Design a ridiculous mongrel sport that would appeal to tennis players who can’t play tennis, badminton players who can’t play badminton, ping pong players who can’t play ping pong, fitness influencers who can’t play anything, and senior citizens seeking a racket sport version of knitting.” What the AI cooked up is what we know today as ‘pickleball’.

Let us take a moment to appreciate the sheer ingenuity of ChatGPT’s response. Any authentic racket sport demands a minimum threshold of skill level before you can actually start playing. Badminton looks easy. But people playing for the first time spend hours swatting at the shuttle without ever making contact. Beginners at table tennis struggle to keep the ball within 1 km of the table. The less said about tennis, the better.

Universally acknowledged as the most maddening of racket sports, there is a reason breaking rackets is the number one ‘allied skill’ of professional tennis players. I personally know scores of veterans who dread the ritual humiliation that awaits them every time they step on the court without a serve and backhand — basic strokes that have teased and eluded them for years, forcing them into gently dinking the ball from one side of the net to the other in a farcical pantomime that bears little likeness to the sport played by the likes of Federer and Nadal. But now, with pickleball, they have hope, and the chance to play a racket sport without practice, without fitness, without fear of injury, and without ever undergoing the trauma of having your embarrassing lack of skill exposed in full public view.

In every sport, the winners are a minority. It is the losers — those who lose more than they win — who constitute the vast majority. That’s why there are Wikipedia entries for all the world champions but none for all the pros who lost in the first round of qualifying. The genius of pickleball is its epic inclusivity, tapping the aspirational bottom of the sporting skill pyramid. To give you just one example, consider the eponymous entity — the pickleball.

Unlike the rubber and felt of a tennis ball, or the feathers and cork of a badminton shuttle, the pickleball is made entirely of plastic — no scope for the unpredictability in flight path induced by loss of air pressure or wear and tear. As if that’s not enough, to doubly ensure it doesn’t force people to move too much or quickly — either by bouncing too high or travelling too fast — the plastic ball is riddled with holes. Pickleball is the sporting equivalent of big game hunting where the ‘big game’ has been tranquilised and locked in a cell after having its limbs amputated.

Read full story on The Hindu
Share this story on:-
Run 3 Space | Play Space Running GamePlay Run 3, the ultimate space tunnel running game with 300+ challenging levels!Adv.
Traffic Jam 3D | Online Racing GameTraffic Jam 3D is a game where you’ll be driving through heavy traffic.Adv.
Duck Hunt | Play Old Classic GamePlay the classic 1984 light gun shooter game Duck Hunt on your browser.Adv.
More Related News
India’s home season: Kolkata, Delhi swap Tests against West Indies and South Africa

BCCI swaps Test matches between West Indies and South Africa due to air pollution concerns in Delhi.

Supreme Court refuses urgent hearing on plea for protection of theatres screening 'Thug Life' in Karnataka

Supreme Court refuses urgent hearing on threats to Kamal Haasan's film "Thug Life" in Karnataka theatres.

Bengaluru stadium stampede: RCB moves Karnataka High Court seeking to quash criminal case

Royal Challengers Sports Limited (RCSL), owner of Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB), has contended that it has been falsely implicated in the case.

Sikkim landslide: Body of Army man recovered, search underway for five others

Body of missing Army man found in North Sikkim after landslide; search continues for other missing persons.

Boy’s death in Nilambur: Congress seeks Kerala CM Pinarayi Vijayan’s response on Forest Minister’s ‘conspiracy’ remark

KPCC president demands CM's response on Minister's "conspiracy" remark over electrocution, criticizes arrogance and rudeness, calls for apology.

Cargo ship catches fire off Beypore coast in Kerala; rescue mission underway

Indian Coast Guard and Navy launch joint rescue operation for 22 crew members from burning cargo vessel near Beypore coast.

Jade at Coimbatore’s Broadway mall reimagines Indian flavours for the modern palate

Experience Jade's cinematic ambiance, Indian cuisine fusion, and luxurious yet affordable comfort food in Bangalore.

Coimbatore’s Old Book Market is having a busy season with schools reopening

Discover the hidden gem of Ukkadam Old Book Market in Coimbatore, where second-hand books share firsthand stories.

Telangana | Harish Rao appears before PC Ghose Commission

Former Irrigation Minister T. Harish Rao appears before inquiry commission on Kaleshwaram Project irregularities, defends project changes and costs.

Senior journalist Kommineni Srinivasa Rao arrested after controversial Sakshi TV debate

Andhra Pradesh journalist arrested for controversial debate, sparking protests and demands for TV channel's license cancellation.

Watch: For 90s kids: Classic Telugu snacks with a modern twist

Shorts News:Watch: For 90s kids: Classic Telugu snacks with a modern twist

In Chennai, this government healthcare institution has been serving pregnant women for 145 years Premium

Government RSRM Lying-in Hospital in Royapuram provides essential maternity care to hundreds of pregnant women daily in north Chennai.

Landslip detected near Chooralmala in Kerala’s Wayanad; no casualties reported

Recent landslip in Karimattam forest, Wayanad, Kerala, monitored by officials after heavy rain, no casualties reported.

Parking Slot | Free Parking GamePlay Parking Slot, the best online 3D car driving and parking game.Adv.
Slope Ball Run - Play OnlineSlope Game takes you on an exciting journey of a ball on special paths.Adv.
Journalist comments against Amaravati women farmers: protestors stage protest in front of private TV channel office

Women protest at Sakshi TV demanding apology for derogatory comments, calling for action against journalist and anchor.

‘My daughter is innocent’, says father of M.P. woman accused of hiring men to kill husband

Father of accused woman in husband's murder case claims her innocence, demands CBI probe, while family of deceased seeks justice.

Row over ‘relaxation’ of contractual posting rule for Kerala Speaker A.N. Shamseer’s wife at Kannur University

Controversy surrounds Kannur University's reversal of decision to terminate assistant professors, sparking debate over preferential treatment for Speaker's wife.

Modi has survived through publicity, his government failed to fulfil promises, says Karnataka CM Siddaramaiah

Karnataka Chief Minister Siddaramaiah regrets excessive publicity given to Mr. Modi, claims the latter’s government is using the same to promote false claims.

Ex-IRS officer Arunraj joins Tamilga Vettri Kazhagam, gets party post

Former IRS officer Arunraj appointed as TVK's propaganda and policy general secretary, joined by prominent political figures.

Ukraine says Russia launched 479 drones in the war’s biggest overnight drone bombardment

Ukraine reports Russia's largest drone attack, with 479 drones launched, targeting central and western areas.

Mangaluru court grants bail to five accused in mob lynching case

Police had arrested 20 persons in connection with the case.

Madras High Court advices Chennai Commissioner of Police not to send investigating officers on bandobust duty

Madras High Court advises police to focus on criminal cases, reduce pendency, and ensure accurate data maintenance.

HP OmniBook X Flip Review | A laptop that genuinely adapts to the user’s needs

HP OmniBook X Flip successfully straddles the line between style and substance. With AI-assisted performance, a vibrant 3K OLED touch display, and a lightweight, flexible design, it’s an ideal choice for users who demand versatility

Amit Shah’s speech in Madurai abominable, divisive and misleading: DMK leader A. Raja

DMK MP A. Raja criticizes Amit Shah's divisive speech in Madurai, accusing BJP of communal politics in Tamil Nadu.

Ravi Mohan’s debut film as producer titled ‘Bro Code’, co-starring SJ Suryah

Actor Ravi Mohan's production banner announces first project, "Bro Code," an action-comedy starring Ravi and SJ Suryah

Akasa Air gets fleet Boeing 29th aircraft in Kempegowda International Airport KIA Bengaluru

The airline’s fleet growth is backed by a historic order of 226 Boeing 737 MAX aircraft, which was placed within 17 months of its commercial launch.

© 2008 - 2025 Webjosh  |  News Archive  |  Privacy Policy  |  Contact Us