Petrol high

Let me tell you a kutti story. Why? Because, in our culture, we always begin with a story. Centuries ago, even before Mukesh Khanna was born, there was a great man called Ramarananda Pillarahamsa. Vexed with the slow pace of the time, this learned sage mixed a few magical herbs together, smoked a part of it, and used the rest to invent an oil he named vahana prayana thailam. When chariot wheels were greased with this oil, their horsepower doubled. Which was just as well because nubile vanakanyas of yore were fleet of foot and could outrun outdated chariots. With the invention of this oil, they became much easier to catch, and this resulted in a decline in the ancient divorce rate.