People are dragging sports down everywhere you look

Come on Stuffy, who among us is too exalted not to have a hankering for a sack of White Castle burgers? A little drive-by makes for instant pleasure and nobody’s-business guilt. No one has to know.

So today is White Castle Day, one for quick-hitters that might be more easily swallowed than stomached.

1. It’s still both beyond belief and totally unsurprising that pandering NFL Treasurer Roger Goodell hasn’t declared Chiefs wide receiver Kadarius Toney suspended indefinitely for his beyond vulgar, N-word-heavy Instagram Live message after last week’s AFC championship. Suspended, as in immediately!

Then again, perhaps Goodell is weighing whether to suspend Toney or add him to the Super Bowl halftime show.

2. Graphic of the Week: Fox, during last Saturday’s Arizona-Oregon, noted that Arizona’s Caleb Love’s major is “Social Behavior & Human Understanding.”

But what has he misunderstood?