NBA winners and losers: Jayson Tatum becoming all-time Celtic, Wemby's milestones, Magic's injury absurdity

Plus, find out how long it could possibly take to put up a basketball net

As your eyes recovered from no longer being forced to stare at those neon NBA Cup courts for two-and-a-half straight hours, some pretty amazing basketball went down this weekend. Victor Wembanyama and Jayson Tatum joined elite statistical clubs, while the Orlando Magic completed an unfathomable comeback with an unfathomably depleted roster. Meanwhile Timberwolves superstar Anthony Edwards made us scratch our heads and ask that all-important, universal question: How honest is too honest?

If pondering that philosophical brain-teaser is too tall a task for whichever hour of the day or night you're reading this, why don't you just skip ahead to the winners and losers from this weekend's NBA action.