Martin Short Jabs At Trump's 'Tiny' Sore Spot In Blistering 'Kimmel' Opener
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The comic/actor is filling in for Jimmy Kimmel this week.
Martin Short said Donald Trump has reportedly narrowed his list of potential running mates down to just three.
“It was four, but O.J. died,” said Short, who is filling in as host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” this week.
“What a choice Trump has in his tiny little hands,” Short cracked, wasting no time taking aim at something the former president is notoriously sensitive about.
Short mocked the three “doormats” hoping to be vice president, then noted that Trump is demanding that he and President Joe Biden take drug tests before this week’s debate.
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