John Stamos Blames Apocalypse On Failed Willy Wonka Experience — In Song
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The "Full House" actor just released a song devoted to a disastrous Wonka-themed event that happened in Glasgow in February.
Turns out, that Willy Wonka immersive experience attempted in Glasgow, Scotland, back in February was even more of a disaster than previously reported.
In fact, it may have started the apocalypse, according to a new music video by actor John Stamos called “Willy’s Candy Spectacular” that is the opening number for a new in-the-works musical called “Willy’s Candy Spectacular: A Musical Parody.”
Stamos’ song explains how the end of civilization as we know it can be traced to the disastrous Wonka-themed event earlier this year that was so bad police were called to the scene by irate customers.
“We were told to give [kids] one jelly bean and a quarter cup of lemonade,” performer Paul Connell told the Independent. “No chocolate at the chocolate experience. There was supposed to be a chocolate fountain somewhere but I never saw it.”
The opening lyrics to Stamos suggest the tragic event was just the start to the end of the world:
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