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Jim Gaffigan's advice to parents of young kids: It only gets worse
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As many of you know I have five children. (It would be sad if I looked like this and I didn't have five children, right?)
Over the years I've done tons of stand-up comedy complaining about my young children.
"My three-year-old is now four. I also have a nine-year-old, and an eight-year-old and a two-year-old and a one-year-old. I have five kids. I used to have more but I ate them."
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