Greg Gutfeld: The media wants you to do stuff that's good for them and bad for you

So once again you get what the press wants you to get. They’re our information overlords who crave control.

Is there anything Joe Biden hasn’t plagiarized? It’s too bad he couldn’t copy and paste the laughter too. I kid whichever puppeteer is controlling him. There's other stuff. Unemployment is still higher than Carley Shimkus at brunch. In Biden’s defense, we are paying people not to work. Creating unemployment with a surplus of jobs. Like Jerry Nadler’s pants - it defies the laws of physics. So what was the press covering? Besides their sorry asses? Media Research Center assessed evening news coverage from the first two weeks of May and found almost no mention of Joe’s failures. There's a few minutes on inflation. A few on jobs. Nothing on the border. Instead – they spent a combined 33 minutes on Liz Cheney.