Greg Gutfeld: People in power lose power when we resist the traps they set

Conflict sells. That’s why every good bond film has a bond villain. And it's why CNN, The View, MSNBC suck. While we push each other around in the streets, they’re raking it in with their clickbait.

It’s an especially happy Friday for me because, yes, I just had an endoscopy. That’s when they shove a tiny camera down your throat to see how stuff's working. Everything seems okay. Best part: that video’s ratings were still higher than CNN’s.

But thankfully they didn’t find anything scary. Except for Dana Perino's class ring. There’s a few diamonds missing from it. But I’m hoping my proctologist will find those next week.