Greg Gutfeld: Cubans waving American flags offends students, pro athletes and Olympic hammer throwers

Students choose to focus on the flawed past of a country that now has universal suffrage, equal protection under the law, and the Gutfeld show. But the flag? It's probably just a piece of cloth!

Now, you could consider yourself lucky. But if you do - no one is going to agree. Clearly, America is the worst place on earth, according to their professors, who judge the whole country based off things they learned from their professors. It's a tenured daisy chain of hate that regenerates every year, spitting another elite class of activist brats who think dying your hair purple is a brave political stance. So as you know, protesters in Cuba have been seen flying our American flag over the past couple of days. That's weird! Cuz it's not the Cuban flag. It's our flag!! And that's like so uncool and xenophobic! Don't the Cubans know what they're doing? They're offending our students, our professional athletes, our Olympic hammer throwers! I mean, maybe Cubans see it as a symbol of freedom, but how would they know, right?