
Dear Dr. Premier: To get the best and brightest, of course you'll have to charge them more
CBC
This column is satire by Mack Furlong, a St. John's writer and performer. He portrayed Paul Moth in the 1990s CBC Radio series The Great Eastern.
Paul Moth studied long-term at UNSJ. His real university became travel – Los Angeles, Mexico City, Paris and Buenos Aires his classrooms. In Beijing, through happenstance, Moth became a perennial bridge partner with Deng Xiaoping.
Dear Dr. Premier,
I thank you for the form letter acknowledging my most recent missive addressed to you and trust you have found it helpful. I am filled with pride that you have considered my humble thoughts. Please thank your assistant for taking the time.
Buoyed by your approbation, I take up another economic cudgel in this epistle as the Dear Old Golden Rule Days return.
I enjoin you, as a fellow graduate of the University of Newfoundland (and Labrador) at St. John's, to contemplate the effects that increasing tuition at our alma mater will have on study and research there.
Let me remind you of one such area.