Bare breasts, suicides and Flaco: NYC can’t handle public art

The moment the Dublin Portal, a live outdoor video feed linking Ireland and NYC, was announced on May 8, you could hear the collective shout of eight million New Yorkers:

“Uh oh!”

Because every single person with a pulse knew what the end result of dropping a barely-monitored, 24/7 Zoom call into the middle of Manhattan would be — total chaos.

And, indeed, it was.

Who can forget last week when an OnlyFans model named Ava Louise strutted right up to that doomed screen, flashed her breasts at the Irish oglers and later announced that she “thought the people of Dublin deserved to see two New York, homegrown potatoes”?

Now, that’s what I call class.