Woman’s 11-step cruise safety plan mocked: ‘You forgot the guard dogs’
NY Post
Call it a boos cruise.
A cruise vlogger has gone viral for her elaborate, 11-step cruise safety plan that has her using a special lock, alarm, and camera and barricading the door with unusual items, like a towel, hanger, and large furniture.
“Women’s Cruise Safety Tips,” @VictoriasWay captioned the minute-long clip, which has taken off with 18.6 million views this month.
Victoria doesn’t speak as she demonstrates the routine in a strappy black dress and sandals — her critics do all the talking in the comments.
“‘Stay safe on your cruise’ *blocks emergency exits with multiple items,*” scoffed one TikToker.
“Bro imagine if the cruise went titantic 2.0 and youve made your door look like david bowies labyrinth,” noted a second.
Suddenly, wearing your dinner is a good look.
This mom is taking her family off the beaten path.
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